• If you have ever been deemed "popular", even lower rungs of polularity, you shouldn't be here, for we have nothing to offer you.
• If you do not have a highly developed sense of humor towards non-sensical ramblings and inside jokes, not only should you not be here, you shouldn't even be in the northern hemisphere (and good luck to get old southie to take you either)

Ok, that felt good to get out of the way early on. Those of you that meet the rigorous qualifications to stay here, I tip my hat to thee. Now let's have some good old-fashioned fun!